Text it like a person.
It gets things done like a department.
“Move my 3pm and tell Sam.” “Who hasn’t paid me?” “Remind me Thursday.” One agent in WhatsApp, Telegram, Slack — wherever you already chat — plugged into your calendar, your money and your tools, remembering what you actually like. Every reply ends with a receipt showing exactly what it did.
Any messenger · any calendar · from £4 a month, or £9 a quarter (about 10p a day) · 24-hour trial, no credit card
Same agent, same memory — it just wears whichever app you already use.
Try it
Ask it something. Right here.
This is a demo running in your browser — nothing is sent anywhere and nothing is stored. Type a request the way you’d text a friend, and watch what comes back.
Not sure what to ask? Tap any of these — or type your own.
- Nothing yet. It fills in as you talk.
The real agent does these for real, in your own messaging app, using your own accounts. It always asks before anything it can’t undo.
What it actually does
Not a chatbot.
Something closer to a person who knows you.
It works where you already talk, connects to the things you already use, and builds a memory of how you like things done — then does them. Your past, if you choose to write it down. Your present, down to what you spent on lunch. Your future, across every calendar you have. One companion, holding all three.
Calendar & inbox
Books, moves, replies, chases
It reads your calendar and email, proposes the slot, sends the message and chases the invoice — then tells you in one line what it did.
- Reschedules around your focus blocks
- A daily digest of what genuinely needs you
- Daily reminders that come back tomorrow by themselves — medication, bins, the school run
- A workout log that counts and never coaches — no scores, no streaks, no nagging
- Never deletes anything without asking you first
Money, both directions
What came in, what went out, one place
The dashboard shows what you’ve earned. Say spent £12.50 on lunch as it happens and it knows what went out too — one line in a plain CSV on your machine, yours to open in any spreadsheet. Set a budget and you’ll hear about it at 80% and if you go over. That’s all that happens: it counts, you decide. It will never moralise about a purchase or refuse to record one.
- Bank statements come in by CSV export — Monzo, Starling, Lloyds, Revolut, any of them
- The import says exactly what it kept, what was money-in, what it skipped
- No bank logins, deliberately: that’s a regulated business this isn’t — we say so instead of pretending
Anywhere you talk
One agent, every messenger
Message it on WhatsApp at home, WhatsApp Business from the shop counter, Telegram on the move, Slack or Discord at work, or plain SMS with no app at all. Same agent, same memory, same conversation — it just meets you where you are.
- WhatsApp, WhatsApp Business, Telegram, Matrix, Slack, Discord, Messenger, LINE, Viber, Microsoft Teams, Rocket.Chat, Mattermost and SMS — all built in
- Any calendar — Google, Apple or Outlook
- Any language — write in yours and it answers in it, or pin one with “speak Spanish”
- Switch channels mid-task; it never loses the thread
It learns you
Connect what you already use
Point it at the accounts and websites that make up your actual life — your shop orders, your subscriptions, your library, the games you play, the sites you buy from. Any app or website with a door — an API key you paste in, a feed, a calendar link, or a share button — it can reach through. It builds a picture of what you like and starts getting things right without being told twice.
- Reorders your usual before you run out
- Knows your sizes, your budget and your taste
- Clears the evening when something you’ve waited for lands
- Learns your rhythm — when you focus, when you’re done for the day
It knows you from what you connect and tell it — not from secretly watching which apps you open. A self-hosted agent can’t see that, and wouldn’t. Everything it learns is visible (say what do you know), deletable in a tap (forget), and you can stop it learning entirely at any moment (private). A genuinely closed app with no door stays closed; we say so plainly rather than pretend.
Hands free
Hold the button. Just say it.
Driving, cooking, carrying shopping — hold the microphone and talk, and it answers out loud. What you said appears as text first, so a mishearing is one tap to fix rather than a wrong thing done. On an iPhone you can also set it up as “Hey Siri, ask Robin” without installing anything.
- Push to talk, not always listening
- Answers aloud when you spoke; stays quiet when you typed
- Everything voice can do, the keyboard can do
Honest about it: push-to-talk rather than a wake word is a deliberate choice, because “always listening” means streaming everything your microphone hears to a server forever. And your browser’s speech service — not us — does the transcribing, so we say so rather than claiming it’s all local. Where a browser can’t do it properly, the button switches itself off and tells you, instead of pretending.
Connecting things
Paste a link. It works out the rest.
You shouldn’t need to know what an API is. Send your agent any web address — your team’s calendar, a shop, a blog, a fixtures list — and it goes and looks for the door itself: the feed the site publishes, the calendar it offers, the data it already hands out. Then it connects it and tells you what it found.
- Finds published feeds, calendar subscriptions and open data by itself
- Tries the standard addresses when a site doesn’t advertise them
- Adds it to your connections in one message — disconnect undoes it
- If a site is genuinely closed, it says so — and tells you what would work
That last one matters. Plenty of software would rather add a broken connection than admit a site has no way in. This tells you the truth and offers the two routes that do work: read the emails it sends you, or build a proper tool for its API — which you approve before it ever runs.
Yours, from the first message
Give it a name. Pick how it talks.
It arrives as Robin, so it has a name from the very first message — but it’s your agent, so call it whatever you’d actually enjoy texting. Otto. Bea. Mum’s Helper. Then choose how it speaks to you, because the same news can be delivered three quite different ways.
- Warm — friendly and human, like a capable friend
- Brisk — few words, straight to the receipt
- Playful — warm, with a light dry wit
- Change either in one message: “your name is Otto”, “tone brisk”
Tone changes the wording only. It never changes what it will or won’t do, and it never dresses up a problem as good news — a playful agent that hides a failure would just be a broken one.
When plans change
A gap opens, and it already has a plan
A meeting cancels. Something ends early. You get an unexpected free hour. Instead of you staring at a hole in the day, it offers what you’d probably want to do with it — drawn from the things you’ve been meaning to get to and how you like your time. You didn’t have to ask.
- Notices the freed slot the moment your calendar changes
- Offers from your own open loops and habits, in order
- Only ever suggests — it never books or spends without your yes
Shared phone, separate lives
Hand it to family. It keeps you apart.
Pass your phone to your partner or your kid and tell it so — one tap, "someone else is using my phone." It locks your email, files and money on the spot, and keeps a separate memory for them, so their taste never gets mixed into what it knows about you. Trust a family member and it’ll help them with the shared calendar too — never your private accounts.
- Your private accounts lock the moment you hand it over
- Everyone gets their own memory — nothing bleeds across
- Trusted family get the shared calendar, and only that
- Coming back to your world takes your passcode
Honest about what this is: you tell it the phone changed hands — it doesn’t read your fingerprint or your face, and it never pretends to. No biometric claim we couldn’t stand behind.
Voice & vision
Talk to it. Show it things.
Send a voice note while you’re walking, or a photo of a receipt at the till. It transcribes, understands, files and confirms — no typing, no app switching.
- Voice notes it listens to and acts on
- Reads photos of invoices, cards and documents
- All inside the thread you already use every day
Meta-Builder
It builds its own tools
Describe what you want in one sentence. It builds the connection, tests it, and repairs it on its own when something breaks.
- Describe it in plain English — it builds it
- Nothing it builds runs until you approve it by name
- If a connection breaks, it fixes it and tries again
- Anything it can’t fix, it tells you about — it never fails quietly
Privacy, turned all the way up
It knows you. It’s the only thing that does.
Because it runs on your own machine, the intimacy and the privacy point the same way — the thing that knows you is the only thing that knows you. Here’s the whole control panel, in plain words.
No account, no sign-up, no server holding your data — not because we promise, but because there’s nowhere for it to go. It runs on your keys, on your machine.
From what you connect and tell it — never from silently watching your device. Say what do you know to see everything it’s picked up, with the evidence for each.
Say private and it stops remembering anything new. Or keep it precise: keep Anna private and it never looks at, learns from, or mentions that one person — filtered out of your inbox, your day brief and its memory, and it forgets what it already knew. Watch Anna lifts it.
Say permissions for exactly what it can reach and a timestamped log of every access you granted or revoked. Disconnect anything in a tap.
Forget removes a thing; forget everything wipes it all; export hands you the whole file first. No soft-delete, no “kept for quality”, no second copy.
When you hand your phone over it locks your private world — but it never claims to recognise a face or voice. You tell it; it acts. Honest beats impressive.
Setup
Running in about 30 minutes
No servers, no code, no agency. Run one file, paste your keys, send a message.
node agent.js on your own computer. It creates your settings file on the spot — open it and paste in your keys.Every device
It works on the phone you already have
Including the one in the kitchen drawer. Sorted doesn’t run on your phone — it runs on a computer you leave switched on. It isn’t part of your phone; your phone is just one of its doors, alongside your laptop, your tablet and the SMS app on a 2009 Nokia. So the question isn’t whether your phone is fast enough. It’s whether it can send a message.
See exactly what works on your device, including what doesn’t ›
Or look your operating system up — every one we’ve been asked about ›
For the someone you look after
Mum doesn’t need a smartphone. A text is enough.
If their phone can send a text, Sorted can look after the everyday: “time for your tablets” arriving every morning without fail, a friendly answer when they text back, reminders for appointments and birthdays — on the phone they already know, with no app, no password, and nothing new to learn. You set it up once from your own phone; they just get messages that answer back. Add them as one of the people on your plan, with their yes — their chats stay their own, like every seat.
Said plainly, because it matters: this is not an emergency service and not a medical device. There is no fall detection, it gives no health advice, and a reminder is not the same as you ringing them — it makes the everyday easier, it does not replace you. If they need medical monitoring, this isn’t it, and we’d rather lose the sale than pretend otherwise.
Tell a friend
Give a friend 10%. Get a month free.
Tap Share below and send a friend the link it makes — their 10% off is applied at checkout automatically, no code to type (typing FRIEND10 by hand works too). They answer one question: “Who told you about Sorted?” with your name or email. That’s the entire machinery: for every friend who buys and names you, you get a month of your plan free. No cap, no points, no dashboard to check.
The honest small print: the code works once per person and only on a first purchase — the payment provider enforces that, not our website, which tracks nothing and has no accounts. Your friend names you at checkout; that one answer is the whole referral system.
Pricing
Pay quarterly, or own it outright.
It runs on your own accounts and keys, so your data stays yours either way. Switch plans below — the Forever price is fifteen years of the plan in a single payment, priced honestly rather than called “lifetime” and left vague. It isn’t a discount: what you’re buying is certainty — the price can never rise, there’s no renewal admin, and after year fifteen there is simply nothing left to pay. Your files never expire either way. (Your AI provider still bills usage separately — a few pounds a month typically, or nothing with a local model.)
Sorted is a digital download, delivered the moment you pay. By buying you agree to instant delivery, and downloading ends your statutory 14-day cooling-off right — our 7-day money-back promise applies instead (first purchase, once per person). Your rights if the product is faulty are never affected.
The worst case, spelled out: try it right here, free, with no card; if you buy and it isn’t for you, seven days gets your money back; if it ever genuinely breaks, it gets fixed and you get three months free. The most you can lose by trying is a quarter of an hour. A part-time human assistant runs to hundreds of pounds a month — this starts at about 10p a day, plus your own AI usage.
Solo
Just you
billed quarterly
- One person: you
- One messenger, any calendar
- Reminders, spending log, journal, memory
Duo
The two of you
billed quarterly
- Two people on one plan
- One messenger, any calendar
- Each of you gets your own private memory
Personal
You and up to 5 people
billed quarterly
- Up to 5 people
- One messenger, any calendar
- Personal memory and a daily digest
Smart Home
The household
billed quarterly
- Up to 10 people, two channels at once
- Shopping, reorders, shared lists and chores
- Shared calendars for the house
Team Hub
A small team
billed quarterly
- Up to 15 people, all thirteen channels
- Shared folders it keeps tidy
- Team-wide daily brief and shared memory
Meta-Builder
Builds its own tools
billed quarterly
- Up to 20 people
- WhatsApp Business, voice notes, photos
- Connects to almost anything — and repairs itself
Need more than 20? £5 per extra person a quarter, or £300 each on Forever.
Estate
Meta-Builder for a big crew
billed quarterly
- Everything Meta-Builder does
- Up to 35 people included
- Same as Meta-Builder + 15 seats — £5 less, one bill
Concierge
The biggest room
billed quarterly
- Everything Meta-Builder does
- Up to 50 people included
- One bill, no seat admin — honestly: Estate + 15 seats, £5 more
Custom
Bigger, or an odd shape
priced to what you need
- For teams of 100 people or more
- Unusual channels or systems
- Tell us what you need — a person answers
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Ask for a refund inside 7 days — 168 hours from the minute you pay — and you get your money back. No form, no reason needed. Once per person: the promise covers your first purchase.
Delivery is instant: at checkout you agree to immediate supply, and downloading ends the statutory 14-day cooling-off right — the 7-day promise above applies instead.
It runs on your own accounts and your own keys. Nothing passes through our servers, because there are no servers.
An interactive Setup Assistant asks what you’ve got and walks you through your exact path, step by step, with a fix list when anything goes wrong — free with every plan. No coding.
It works in the messenger you already use, so there’s nothing new to learn. The installable app and the money dashboard are optional extras, not homework.
- You get the download straight away — the setup file, the guide, and the app files, in one zip.
- You run the wizard — it asks a handful of questions and writes your settings file for you.
- You message your agent — send it one word on your chosen app and it answers. That’s the whole handover.
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What’s in each tier
| Capability | Solo | Duo | Personal | Smart Home | Team Hub | Meta-Builder | Estate | Concierge |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Messenger of your choice | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Any calendar — Google, Apple, Outlook | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Memory that learns your preferences | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Email digest of what matters | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Channels at once | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | All | All | All | All |
| People it works for | 1 | 2 | 5 | 10 | 15 | 20 · +£5 per extra | 35 · +£5 per extra | 50 · +£5 per extra |
| Shopping, orders and reorders | — | — | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Shared list + chores | — | — | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Shared folder auto-sorting | — | — | — | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Team-wide daily brief | — | — | — | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| WhatsApp Business (official) | — | — | — | — | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Voice notes it listens to | — | — | — | — | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Photos it can read | — | — | — | — | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Connects to almost any app or website | — | — | — | — | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Builds its own connections | — | — | — | — | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Repairs itself when something breaks | — | — | — | — | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Questions
Good to know
What do I need to run my agent?
Any computer you can leave on (even a £50 mini-PC), a key from the AI provider you prefer — Anthropic, OpenAI, Google, Groq, Mistral, DeepSeek, xAI, OpenRouter, Together AI, Azure, or Ollama running free on your own machine — and about 30 minutes. The provider bills your usage separately (typically a few pounds a month for one person; nothing at all with a local model), and you can cap it with them. It comes as one ready-made setup file plus a step-by-step guide — no coding required.
Which messaging apps does it work in?
Thirteen are built in: WhatsApp, WhatsApp Business, Telegram, Matrix, Slack, Discord, Messenger, LINE, Viber, Microsoft Teams, Rocket.Chat, Mattermost and SMS. You pick one, and you can use more than one with the same agent and the same memory. Anything else with an open door — a shop, a website, a niche app — you can add yourself on Meta-Builder, and it waits for your approval before it runs. The app installs on iOS, iPadOS, Android, Windows, macOS, Linux and ChromeOS from a single link, no app store needed. On Android, Windows, Mac and ChromeOS it also joins your device’s own share menu, so a receipt photo or a link can be sent to your agent from any other app. Apple doesn’t allow that on iPhone yet.
Which calendars and apps can it connect to?
Any calendar — Google, Apple or Outlook. Beyond that it connects to whatever you already use: shops and order histories, subscriptions, storage, notes, project tools, even game libraries and release calendars. If a service can be reached over the internet or send you an email, the Meta-Builder can usually connect to it.
How does it get to know me?
From two places: what you tell it, and what you choose to connect. It keeps a memory file of your preferences, standing orders and open loops — sizes, budgets, delivery habits, focus hours — and improves each time you correct it. It only ever sees the accounts you connect, it runs on your own keys, and you can disconnect anything at any time.
Is my data safe?
Your agent runs on your own accounts and your own keys — nothing passes through anyone else’s servers. Anything it deletes goes to your bin, so you can get it back. It always asks before anything it can’t undo, and it keeps a plain list of everything it has done.
Can my family use my agent too, without seeing my private things?
Yes. Tell it “someone else is using my phone” and it locks your email, files and money and starts a separate memory for that person, so nothing mixes. Say “this is Maya” to hand it to a named family member; if you’ve trusted them, they also get the shared calendar — never your private accounts. Coming back to your own world takes your passcode. It’s honest about the limit: you tell it the phone changed hands — it doesn’t read your face or fingerprint and never pretends to.
What makes the Meta-Builder different?
It can build its own connections, so it reaches apps and sites nobody made a ready-made link for. It also understands voice notes and photos, runs WhatsApp Business on the official one, and repairs itself when something breaks. The lower tiers are agents; the Meta-Builder builds agents.
What’s the difference between the plans?
Every tier can be paid monthly, quarterly, or bought outright. The Forever price is fifteen years of that plan in a single payment — after that there is nothing to renew and nothing to cancel. All three plans are the identical product; only the billing differs (monthly runs about 20% dearer than quarterly, and the toggle says so).
Is there a free trial?
Yes, two ways. The demo on this page is always open — no signup at all. And the “Try it free for 24 hours” box in the pricing section starts a full-access day in your own messenger: one message activates it, no credit card, and it simply expires unless you choose a tier. (If you don’t see the box, the trial is switched off at the moment — the demo is still open.)
Everyone else’s assistant is a stranger.
Yours starts learning the day you turn it on. See it working — about thirty seconds.
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