It does the admin, you don’t

Text it like a person.
It gets things done like a department.

“Move my 3pm and tell Sam.” “Who hasn’t paid me?” “Remind me Thursday.” One agent in WhatsApp, Telegram, Slack — wherever you already chat — plugged into your calendar, your money and your tools, remembering what you actually like. Every reply ends with a receipt showing exactly what it did.

Any messenger · any calendar · from £4 a month, or £9 a quarter (about 10p a day)

Same agent, same memory — it just wears whichever app you already use.

Lives in WhatsAppWhatsApp BusinessTelegram SlackDiscordMessengerSMS + 6 more — thirteen in all

Try it

Ask it something. Right here.

This is a demo running in your browser — nothing is sent anywhere and nothing is stored. Type a request the way you’d text a friend, and watch what comes back.

Robin demo

Not sure what to ask? Tap any of these — or type your own.

What it has learned about you
  • Nothing yet. It fills in as you talk.
How to make it forget, for real ›

The real agent does these for real, in your own messaging app, using your own accounts. It always asks before anything it can’t undo.

What it actually does

Not a chatbot.
Something closer to a person who knows you.

It works where you already talk, connects to the things you already use, and builds a memory of how you like things done — then does them. Your past, if you choose to write it down. Your present, down to what you spent on lunch. Your future, across every calendar you have. One companion, holding all three.

Calendar & inbox

Books, moves, replies, chases

It reads your calendar and email, proposes the slot, sends the message and chases the invoice — then tells you in one line what it did.

  • Reschedules around your focus blocks
  • A daily digest of what genuinely needs you
  • Daily reminders that come back tomorrow by themselves — medication, bins, the school run
  • A workout log that counts and never coaches — no scores, no streaks, no nagging
  • Never deletes anything without asking you first
DONE: moved “Design review” → Thu 15:00
DONE: emailed Sam the new time
DONE: chased Invoice #2291 (14 days late)
NEEDS YOU: contract needs your signature
DONE: filed 6 receipts → /Finance/2026/08

Money, both directions

What came in, what went out, one place

The dashboard shows what you’ve earned. Say spent £12.50 on lunch as it happens and it knows what went out too — one line in a plain CSV on your machine, yours to open in any spreadsheet. Set a budget and you’ll hear about it at 80% and if you go over. That’s all that happens: it counts, you decide. It will never moralise about a purchase or refuse to record one.

  • Bank statements come in by CSV export — Monzo, Starling, Lloyds, Revolut, any of them
  • The import says exactly what it kept, what was money-in, what it skipped
  • No bank logins, deliberately: that’s a regulated business this isn’t — we say so instead of pretending
you ▸ spent £170 on eating out
DONE: eating out +£170.00 → spending.csv
eating out is at 85% of the £200 budget
you ▸ spending
DONE: £182.50 this month across 2 entries

Anywhere you talk

One agent, every messenger

Message it on WhatsApp at home, WhatsApp Business from the shop counter, Telegram on the move, Slack or Discord at work, or plain SMS with no app at all. Same agent, same memory, same conversation — it just meets you where you are.

  • WhatsApp, WhatsApp Business, Telegram, Matrix, Slack, Discord, Messenger, LINE, Viber, Microsoft Teams, Rocket.Chat, Mattermost and SMS — all built in
  • Any calendar — Google, Apple or Outlook
  • Any language — write in yours and it answers in it, or pin one with “speak Spanish”
  • Switch channels mid-task; it never loses the thread
WhatsAppWhatsApp BusinessTelegram SlackDiscordMessengerSMS Google CalendarApple CalendarOutlook

It learns you

Connect what you already use

Point it at the accounts and websites that make up your actual life — your shop orders, your subscriptions, your library, the games you play, the sites you buy from. Any app or website with a door — an API key you paste in, a feed, a calendar link, or a share button — it can reach through. It builds a picture of what you like and starts getting things right without being told twice.

  • Reorders your usual before you run out
  • Knows your sizes, your budget and your taste
  • Clears the evening when something you’ve waited for lands
  • Learns your rhythm — when you focus, when you’re done for the day

It knows you from what you connect and tell it — not from secretly watching which apps you open. A self-hosted agent can’t see that, and wouldn’t. Everything it learns is visible (say what do you know), deletable in a tap (forget), and you can stop it learning entirely at any moment (private). A genuinely closed app with no door stays closed; we say so plainly rather than pretend.

LEARNED: prefers evening deliveries
LEARNED: size M, never buys full price
DONE: reordered coffee (usual, arrives Fri)
DONE: held Thu 20:00 — release you follow
ASKED: new brand, outside your usual — want it?

Hands free

Hold the button. Just say it.

Driving, cooking, carrying shopping — hold the microphone and talk, and it answers out loud. What you said appears as text first, so a mishearing is one tap to fix rather than a wrong thing done. On an iPhone you can also set it up as “Hey Siri, ask Robin” without installing anything.

  • Push to talk, not always listening
  • Answers aloud when you spoke; stays quiet when you typed
  • Everything voice can do, the keyboard can do

Honest about it: push-to-talk rather than a wake word is a deliberate choice, because “always listening” means streaming everything your microphone hears to a server forever. And your browser’s speech service — not us — does the transcribing, so we say so rather than claiming it’s all local. Where a browser can’t do it properly, the button switches itself off and tells you, instead of pretending.

🎤 held…
HEARD: “move my 3pm to Thursday”
DONE: moved to Thu 15:00 · Sam notified
🔊 “Moved it to Thursday at three, and Sam knows.”

Connecting things

Paste a link. It works out the rest.

You shouldn’t need to know what an API is. Send your agent any web address — your team’s calendar, a shop, a blog, a fixtures list — and it goes and looks for the door itself: the feed the site publishes, the calendar it offers, the data it already hands out. Then it connects it and tells you what it found.

  • Finds published feeds, calendar subscriptions and open data by itself
  • Tries the standard addresses when a site doesn’t advertise them
  • Adds it to your connections in one message — disconnect undoes it
  • If a site is genuinely closed, it says so — and tells you what would work

That last one matters. Plenty of software would rather add a broken connection than admit a site has no way in. This tells you the truth and offers the two routes that do work: read the emails it sends you, or build a proper tool for its API — which you approve before it ever runs.

you: connect fixtures.myclub.co.uk
FOUND: the club’s calendar (.ics)
CONNECTED: myclub-calendar
you: connect somebigretailer.com
NO DOOR: no feed, calendar or open API
— but it emails you, so connect your inbox and I’ll read those

Yours, from the first message

Give it a name. Pick how it talks.

It arrives as Robin, so it has a name from the very first message — but it’s your agent, so call it whatever you’d actually enjoy texting. Otto. Bea. Mum’s Helper. Then choose how it speaks to you, because the same news can be delivered three quite different ways.

  • Warm — friendly and human, like a capable friend
  • Brisk — few words, straight to the receipt
  • Playful — warm, with a light dry wit
  • Change either in one message: “your name is Otto”, “tone brisk”

Tone changes the wording only. It never changes what it will or won’t do, and it never dresses up a problem as good news — a playful agent that hides a failure would just be a broken one.

you: tone brisk
TONE: brisk
warm — “Done — moved it to Thursday at three, and Sam knows.”
brisk — “Moved to Thu 15:00. Sam notified.”
playful — “Shifted to Thursday. Sam took it well.”

When plans change

A gap opens, and it already has a plan

A meeting cancels. Something ends early. You get an unexpected free hour. Instead of you staring at a hole in the day, it offers what you’d probably want to do with it — drawn from the things you’ve been meaning to get to and how you like your time. You didn’t have to ask.

  • Notices the freed slot the moment your calendar changes
  • Offers from your own open loops and habits, in order
  • Only ever suggests — it never books or spends without your yes
your 3pm just cancelled
FREE: an hour opened up
ASKED: use it for “finish the tax return”? (or “call the dentist”)
held — waiting for your yes

Shared phone, separate lives

Hand it to family. It keeps you apart.

Pass your phone to your partner or your kid and tell it so — one tap, "someone else is using my phone." It locks your email, files and money on the spot, and keeps a separate memory for them, so their taste never gets mixed into what it knows about you. Trust a family member and it’ll help them with the shared calendar too — never your private accounts.

  • Your private accounts lock the moment you hand it over
  • Everyone gets their own memory — nothing bleeds across
  • Trusted family get the shared calendar, and only that
  • Coming back to your world takes your passcode

Honest about what this is: you tell it the phone changed hands — it doesn’t read your fingerprint or your face, and it never pretends to. No biometric claim we couldn’t stand behind.

you: someone else is using my phone
LOCKED: email, files, money — private
SEPARATE: fresh memory for this person
you: this is Maya
TRUSTED: shared calendar only
you: it’s me 4471
UNLOCKED: welcome back

Voice & vision

Talk to it. Show it things.

Send a voice note while you’re walking, or a photo of a receipt at the till. It transcribes, understands, files and confirms — no typing, no app switching.

  • Voice notes it listens to and acts on
  • Reads photos of invoices, cards and documents
  • All inside the thread you already use every day
0:07
heard → filed → confirmed

Meta-Builder

It builds its own tools

Describe what you want in one sentence. It builds the connection, tests it, and repairs it on its own when something breaks.

  • Describe it in plain English — it builds it
  • Nothing it builds runs until you approve it by name
  • If a connection breaks, it fixes it and tries again
  • Anything it can’t fix, it tells you about — it never fails quietly
“every Friday, email me unpaid invoices”
{ "tool": "list_unpaid_invoices",
  "schedule": "cron(0 9 * * 5)",
  "permissions": ["email:read"] }
checked · live · repairs itself
And a journal, if you want one — off until you say so Say journal on and it becomes somewhere to put what’s in your head, in a file on your machine that nothing else in the product can reach: not the part that learns you, not your morning brief, not a trusted family member. Say reflect and it reads the recent ones back and tells you what it notices. Say decide and it lays out what you’d actually be choosing between — and then stops, because it is not going to tell you how to live. It will never score your mood or announce that you seem anxious. Off by default, because most people don’t want a journal and being offered one eagerly feels like being handled.

Privacy, turned all the way up

It knows you. It’s the only thing that does.

Because it runs on your own machine, the intimacy and the privacy point the same way — the thing that knows you is the only thing that knows you. Here’s the whole control panel, in plain words.

Nothing to leak

No account, no sign-up, no server holding your data — not because we promise, but because there’s nowhere for it to go. It runs on your keys, on your machine.

It learns only what you allow

From what you connect and tell it — never from silently watching your device. Say what do you know to see everything it’s picked up, with the evidence for each.

Private mode — broad or precise

Say private and it stops remembering anything new. Or keep it precise: keep Anna private and it never looks at, learns from, or mentions that one person — filtered out of your inbox, your day brief and its memory, and it forgets what it already knew. Watch Anna lifts it.

See and revoke, any time

Say permissions for exactly what it can reach and a timestamped log of every access you granted or revoked. Disconnect anything in a tap.

Delete means delete

Forget removes a thing; forget everything wipes it all; export hands you the whole file first. No soft-delete, no “kept for quality”, no second copy.

No biometric theatre

When you hand your phone over it locks your private world — but it never claims to recognise a face or voice. You tell it; it acts. Honest beats impressive.

The full privacy page, including the limits ›

Setup

Running in about 30 minutes

No servers, no code, no agency. Run one file, paste your keys, send a message.

01
Run one file Run node agent.js on your own computer. It creates your settings file on the spot — open it and paste in your keys.
02
Pick your channel Any of the thirteen — WhatsApp, Telegram, Matrix, Slack, Discord, LINE, Viber, Teams, SMS and more — say hello and it’s live. Text works from minute one; voice notes and photos come with Meta-Builder.
03
Connect your life Calendar, shops, tools, whatever you use. The more it sees, the better it knows you — and the less you have to explain.

Every device

It works on the phone you already have

Including the one in the kitchen drawer. Sorted doesn’t run on your phone — it runs on a computer you leave switched on. It isn’t part of your phone; your phone is just one of its doors, alongside your laptop, your tablet and the SMS app on a 2009 Nokia. So the question isn’t whether your phone is fast enough. It’s whether it can send a message.

iPhone & iPad Installs from Safari in two taps. No App Store, no review, no waiting.
Samsung, Google, Sony, Motorola Installs, joins your share menu, and does hands-free voice.
Huawei & Honor Everything works with no Google services at all. Nothing here needs Play Services, Firebase or a Google library — there was never anything to take out.
Windows, Mac, Linux, ChromeOS The same single link installs a real desktop app on all four — and a Chromebook can even host your agent, in the Linux environment ChromeOS ships switched off but ready.
Nokia and other feature phones No app, and it still works. Set your channel to SMS and it answers you like anyone else in your messages.
Thirteen ways to reach it WhatsApp, WhatsApp Business, Telegram, Matrix, Slack, Discord, Messenger, LINE, Viber, Teams, Rocket.Chat, Mattermost, SMS. Same agent, same memory, whichever you open.

See exactly what works on your device, including what doesn’t ›
Or look your operating system up — every one we’ve been asked about ›

For the someone you look after

Mum doesn’t need a smartphone. A text is enough.

If their phone can send a text, Sorted can look after the everyday: “time for your tablets” arriving every morning without fail, a friendly answer when they text back, reminders for appointments and birthdays — on the phone they already know, with no app, no password, and nothing new to learn. You set it up once from your own phone; they just get messages that answer back. Add them as one of the people on your plan, with their yes — their chats stay their own, like every seat.

Said plainly, because it matters: this is not an emergency service and not a medical device. There is no fall detection, it gives no health advice, and a reminder is not the same as you ringing them — it makes the everyday easier, it does not replace you. If they need medical monitoring, this isn’t it, and we’d rather lose the sale than pretend otherwise.

Personal covers you and up to four more people ›

Pricing

Pay quarterly, or own it outright.

It runs on your own accounts and keys, so your data stays yours either way. Switch plans below — the Forever price is fifteen years of the plan in a single payment, priced honestly rather than called “lifetime” and left vague. It isn’t a discount: what you’re buying is certainty — the price can never rise, there’s no renewal admin, and after year fifteen there is simply nothing left to pay. Your files never expire either way. (Your AI provider still bills usage separately — a few pounds a month typically, or nothing with a local model.)

Sorted is a digital download, delivered the moment you pay. By buying you agree to instant delivery, and downloading ends your statutory 14-day cooling-off right — our 7-day money-back promise applies instead (first purchase, once per person). Your rights if the product is faulty are never affected.

The worst case, spelled out: try it right here, free, with no card; if you buy and it isn’t for you, seven days gets your money back; if it ever genuinely breaks, it gets fixed and you get three months free. The most you can lose by trying is a quarter of an hour. A part-time human assistant runs to hundreds of pounds a month — this starts at about 10p a day, plus your own AI usage.

Solo

Just you

£9

billed quarterly

  • One person: you
  • One messenger, any calendar
  • Reminders, spending log, journal, memory
Get Solo

Duo

The two of you

£14

billed quarterly

  • Two people on one plan
  • One messenger, any calendar
  • Each of you gets your own private memory
Get Duo

Personal

You and up to 5 people

£19

billed quarterly

  • Up to 5 people
  • One messenger, any calendar
  • Personal memory and a daily digest
Get Personal

Smart Home

The household

£39

billed quarterly

  • Up to 10 people, two channels at once
  • Shopping, reorders, shared lists and chores
  • Shared calendars for the house
Get Smart Home

Team Hub

A small team

£59

billed quarterly

  • Up to 15 people, all thirteen channels
  • Shared folders it keeps tidy
  • Team-wide daily brief and shared memory
Get Team Hub

Estate

Meta-Builder for a big crew

£219

billed quarterly

  • Everything Meta-Builder does
  • Up to 35 people included
  • Same as Meta-Builder + 15 seats — £5 less, one bill
Get Estate

Concierge

The biggest room

£299

billed quarterly

  • Everything Meta-Builder does
  • Up to 50 people included
  • One bill, no seat admin — honestly: Estate + 15 seats, £5 more
Get Concierge

Compare every detail, tier by tier ›

7 days to change your mind

Ask for a refund inside 7 days — 168 hours from the minute you pay — and you get your money back. No form, no reason needed. Once per person: the promise covers your first purchase.

Delivery is instant: at checkout you agree to immediate supply, and downloading ends the statutory 14-day cooling-off right — the 7-day promise above applies instead.

Read the terms ›

Your data stays yours

It runs on your own accounts and your own keys. Nothing passes through our servers, because there are no servers.

Running in about 30 minutes

An interactive Setup Assistant asks what you’ve got and walks you through your exact path, step by step, with a fix list when anything goes wrong — free with every plan. No coding.

Nothing new to learn

It works in the messenger you already use, so there’s nothing new to learn. The installable app and the money dashboard are optional extras, not homework.

What happens after you pay
  1. You get the download straight away — the setup file, the guide, and the app files, in one zip.
  2. You run the wizard — it asks a handful of questions and writes your settings file for you.
  3. You message your agent — send it one word on your chosen app and it answers. That’s the whole handover.

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What’s in each tier

CapabilitySoloDuoPersonalSmart HomeTeam HubMeta-BuilderEstateConcierge
Messenger of your choice
Any calendar — Google, Apple, Outlook
Memory that learns your preferences
Email digest of what matters
Channels at once1112AllAllAllAll
People it works for125101520 · +£5 per extra35 · +£5 per extra50 · +£5 per extra
Shopping, orders and reorders
Shared list + chores
Shared folder auto-sorting
Team-wide daily brief
WhatsApp Business (official)
Voice notes it listens to
Photos it can read
Connects to almost any app or website
Builds its own connections
Repairs itself when something breaks

Questions

Good to know

What do I need to run my agent?

Any computer you can leave on (even a £50 mini-PC), a key from the AI provider you prefer — Anthropic, OpenAI, Google, Groq, Mistral, DeepSeek, xAI, OpenRouter, Together AI, Azure, or Ollama running free on your own machine — and about 30 minutes. The provider bills your usage separately (typically a few pounds a month for one person; nothing at all with a local model), and you can cap it with them. It comes as one ready-made setup file plus a step-by-step guide — no coding required.

Which messaging apps does it work in?

Thirteen are built in: WhatsApp, WhatsApp Business, Telegram, Matrix, Slack, Discord, Messenger, LINE, Viber, Microsoft Teams, Rocket.Chat, Mattermost and SMS. You pick one, and you can use more than one with the same agent and the same memory. Anything else with an open door — a shop, a website, a niche app — you can add yourself on Meta-Builder, and it waits for your approval before it runs. The app installs on iOS, iPadOS, Android, Windows, macOS, Linux and ChromeOS from a single link, no app store needed. On Android, Windows, Mac and ChromeOS it also joins your device’s own share menu, so a receipt photo or a link can be sent to your agent from any other app. Apple doesn’t allow that on iPhone yet.

Which calendars and apps can it connect to?

Any calendar — Google, Apple or Outlook. Beyond that it connects to whatever you already use: shops and order histories, subscriptions, storage, notes, project tools, even game libraries and release calendars. If a service can be reached over the internet or send you an email, the Meta-Builder can usually connect to it.

How does it get to know me?

From two places: what you tell it, and what you choose to connect. It keeps a memory file of your preferences, standing orders and open loops — sizes, budgets, delivery habits, focus hours — and improves each time you correct it. It only ever sees the accounts you connect, it runs on your own keys, and you can disconnect anything at any time.

Is my data safe?

Your agent runs on your own accounts and your own keys — nothing passes through anyone else’s servers. Anything it deletes goes to your bin, so you can get it back. It always asks before anything it can’t undo, and it keeps a plain list of everything it has done.

Can my family use my agent too, without seeing my private things?

Yes. Tell it “someone else is using my phone” and it locks your email, files and money and starts a separate memory for that person, so nothing mixes. Say “this is Maya” to hand it to a named family member; if you’ve trusted them, they also get the shared calendar — never your private accounts. Coming back to your own world takes your passcode. It’s honest about the limit: you tell it the phone changed hands — it doesn’t read your face or fingerprint and never pretends to.

What makes the Meta-Builder different?

It can build its own connections, so it reaches apps and sites nobody made a ready-made link for. It also understands voice notes and photos, runs WhatsApp Business on the official one, and repairs itself when something breaks. The lower tiers are agents; the Meta-Builder builds agents.

What’s the difference between the plans?

Every tier can be paid monthly, quarterly, or bought outright. The Forever price is fifteen years of that plan in a single payment — after that there is nothing to renew and nothing to cancel. All three plans are the identical product; only the billing differs (monthly runs about 20% dearer than quarterly, and the toggle says so).

Is there a free trial?

Yes, two ways. The demo on this page is always open — no signup at all. And the “Try it free for 24 hours” box in the pricing section starts a full-access day in your own messenger: one message activates it, no credit card, and it simply expires unless you choose a tier. (If you don’t see the box, the trial is switched off at the moment — the demo is still open.)

Every other answer, including the awkward ones ›

Everyone else’s assistant is a stranger.

Yours starts learning the day you turn it on. See it working — about thirty seconds.

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